Vanni Fucci is Alive & Well... and living in Hell
Thief punished in the Seventh Pouch of the Eighth Circle of Hell who prophesies the defeat of the White Guelphs. A defiant soul, Fucci curses God and aims an obscene gesture at Him before Dante journeys on.
Occupation: Alter Ego of the Superhero "Phrenologist!"
I am the alter ego of the Superhero Phrenologist!. I am a longtime Dr. Who fan from the Midwestern burbs, and I am unaware of my superself's many daring and dashing excapades. Meanwhile I am upset by the fact that I am frequently found wandering the streets of Palatine in red tights muttering through a cardboard tube "not phylogeny you bastard - Phrenologist!" on a regular basis covered in olive oil. With my alter ego sidekick and longtime love interest I have an extremely pedestrian and domestic alter-life punctuated occasionally by popcorn or cake.
I also have an unfunny and bizzare sense of humour.