One fateful day, all of the planets of the universe aligned
This magnificent cosmic event signified...
Nothing.
Me?
I was born a bunch of years ago in some hospital that isn't even open anymore. The way I hear it, I was such a force of pure awesome incarnate unleashed unto the unsuspecting world that the entire hospital staff just quit and said "I've now seen it all and lived all that was worth living. Why bother doing this boring mediocrity after such a humanity changing epiphany."
It would be pretty cool if my life really started like that, but alas, it did not transpire as such.
My life is actually pretty boring, so it's quite the suprise that such creative embellishments and utilization of vernacular could espouse from the dullard that I am.
BLeLERRLRJGGHHGHG to you.
-logan